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ways to make me want you:

  • call me ‘good girl’
  • point to your tie and tell me you’ll tie me up with it later
  • spank me when i ‘misbehave’
  • pull my hair back and bite my neck
god , i’m annoying. you all have permission to kill me.

datpizzaboy:

*shoots you with a .45 that’s loaded with blanks*

*ghost shows up in your room at 3am*

thank you , my son.

*mysteriously vanishes into thin air*

if you put your pinky in your ear and scratch it , it sounds like pacman!

nintenbro64:

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god , i’m annoying. you all have permission to kill me.

nonespark:

alicessecrethideaway:

attack-on-jotun:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

next there will be people panicking at discos, or making romances out of chemicals!

You boys better calm down or you’ll have a falling out!!

we’ve got to kill some studios before these people really get out of hand.