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boys:  if you send out nudes you deserve to get them leaked because you're just acting like a slut and being a whore sending your naked body to people just because they asked.
boys:  damn you are such a virgin. you can't send 1 nude to me. why are you acting like a fucking prude it's just a nude it doesn't make you a slut if you send them

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

magnacarterholygrail:

imagine getting the catfish call from nev

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post