as told by imani.

videohall:

Giant Python can open doors by itself

> Is it just me or did that “good job” have a little bit of the crazy in it.

> You would think that being almost entirely made of muscle would give it the ability to lower itself to the ground in a reasonable manner. Nope.

> Well this is just one more fucking thing I have to worry about now.

> That’s not OK.

> The way she says “Good job” at the end makes me think she’s training this snake for some sort of elaborate heist…

> I burst out laughing. That “THWACK” is so good.

> I’m sorry, but DID SOMEONE JUST TEACH MOTHA*******’ SNAKES HOW TO USE MOTHA*******’ DOORS?!?

> That’s terrifying.

Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan.

watsonismydrug:

I’m a Supernatural fan.

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during a concert

yall are just like nematodes

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excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

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father’s day.

you wanna’ know what the fuck i think about “father’s day”? FUCK IT. 

i’m not gunna’ sit here and pretend that my mom is both my mom and dad. because she’s not! father’s day fucking sucks. it’s bad enough i’ve always wanted to be a daddy’s girl , and any other day of the year see this girls with their dads. seeing girls take advantage of how protective their dads are of them. fuck it!

i shouldn’t have to sit here and wonder if it ever clicks in his head like “oh , it’s father’s day. i have a daughter. i’m a father!” or wonder if he even remembers who the fuck i am. i hate father’s day. so the next person who mentions it i swear , i will rip your spine out of your ass and put it back in through your mouth. shut the fuck up already.

growlithes:

New X & Y feature “Pokemon Amie”

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