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raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

over 70% of the ocean hasn’t been observed.

don’t tell me mermaids don’t fucking exist.

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

hannibitchimightbe:

when youre typing winchester and you accidentally type wincester

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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