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enterthetardis:

when you come into your room and someone’s there

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mynameisnotricky: no no! definitely not a turn off. however, guys will be more timid towards you if they know you're a virgin. you know what i mean? like they won't see you as somebody who they'd be able to just fuck. they'll be more careful like approaching you. idk if that makes sense.

it makes sense because it’s not like they’ll be just another guy she’s fucked before. it’ll be the FIRST one and it has to be special. well , not have to. but most guys i know , or i think high enough of you guys :P , they wouldn’t just not give a fuck about if her first time was good or not.

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case


Parents of little girls:  when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
Ten years later:  she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

hey asshole

is it cold and lonely up there on your PEDESTAL?!?!

maybe fall your ass 200ft down from it and wake the fuck up

you rude piece of shit

i hope you get a million paper cuts , bleed and fall in a tank filled with hungry sharks and lemon juice

youtubes5ever:

idealisthymnal:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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I laughed so fucking hard jesus

"the definition of love is probably like playing fuck, kill, marry and one person being the choice for all of them."

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

ooooooooooooooooooh.

is it bad it kind of took me a couple seconds?