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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

for-your-malice:

The best part about having a chronic illness is getting to feel guilty about being sick all the time. Two thumbs up.

when you’re so in love with someone you can’t even look at them anymore because you can’t go through with trying to make yourself believe one day you’ll have him and it hurts you to even look at his beautiful face and can’t believe in the lies you’ve been telling yourself—that one day you will actually be together

i am sexually attracted to childish gambino’s voice

teenifies:

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

 

we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

we’re serious and that’s the sad part