as told by imani.

hotanimegirl:

swelegantt:

hotanimegirl:

i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask

reminds me of my shirt haha.. “i need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets”

“of my shirt”

(via colewestside)

(Source: benzschunke, via colewestside)

chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

(via doihavetostay)

vexx3:

yougotvexed:

hoboy these are fun, I’ll have to make some more~

MAROKAZAM. THAT IS BADASS.

(via firebending-mustang)

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

(via cherlessisfearless)

(via ruinedchildhood)

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo, via jennaral)

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

(via jennaral)

We’re all going to be such messed up parents.

sodamnrelatable:

Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:

Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.

YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.

Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.

Music shall be your life. Rock out always!

And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.

VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG

OHMYGOD

omg that house

(Source: seeking-out-gallifrey, via firebending-mustang)

bl-eehh:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

(via cherlessisfearless)

jennnythunder:

its him

                              its dr sexy

(via kantamizuno)