i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask
reminds me of my shirt haha.. “i need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets”
“of my shirt”
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
hoboy these are fun, I’ll have to make some more~
MAROKAZAM. THAT IS BADASS.
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
omg that house
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them