as told by imani.

pom-bear:

Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato 

(via cigarette--burns)

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

(via cigarette--burns)

nintenbro64:

Supernatural Voice Meme - Mine! :D

• Name and username.
• Where are you from?
• Pronounce the following words: Salt, demon, devil’s trap, sigil, iron, holy water, holy oil, Kansas, Bobby Singer, idjit, gank, fire, Christo, Supernatural, Team Free Will, Dean, Sam, Castiel, Alistair, The Colt, son of a bitch, jerk, bitch, Impala, amulet, Apocalypse, rugaru, ghoul, hoodoo, Croatoan, soul, Uriel, Azazel, Winchester, trickster, ass-butt, nutcracker, pig ‘n’ a poke.
• What is your monster-ganking specialty?
• Pie, demon blood, or hamburgers?
• Pronounce the name of your favorite ship.
• Who do you call?
• What Supernatural phrase do you catch yourself using in conversation?
• Who is your favorite character who is not considered a main character?
• Favorite character?
• What weapon would you gank a monster with?
• Choose a one-liner and speak it in that character’s voice.
• Do you believe in the supernatural?
• Would you be a demon or an angel (or any other supernatural being)?
• Have you ever experienced the supernatural in real life?
• End the post by saying any three words you want.

(via mistakes-labacanitaz)

when my friends ask me if i’m a virgin

nintenbro64:

uhm. you see that fish tank over there? yeah, i tapped that.

(via mistakes-labacanitaz)

videohall:

This may be the funniest Vine I have ever seen.

(via keeeshha)

gnarly-gnat:

*takes off bra* *crumbs fall out* hello friends

(Source: gnarlygnat, via cr-scentmoon)

Answer:

…. not even 30 minutes ago. >.>

femsubdenial:

makemebegx0:

Oh! Good God. I may or may not want this.

There’s only one great way to find out.

anyone have the video for this?

(Source: lipstixxx, via oh-w0w-but-fuckyou)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(Source: royalclitoris, via doihavetostay)